Last year's Miller Award (only a few of you will get that one) for worst movie of the year was a three-way tie between National Treasure, King Arthur and Birth.
This year's frontrunner is The Dukes of Hazzard. The filmic dopes responsible for this meadow muffin took what was a spendidly corny TV show, whose best parts were the slapstick between Boss Hogg and Roscoe P. Coltrane, and turned it into a merely awful movie. Few jokes, woefully miscast Duke boys, as much as I love the legendary Mr. Knoxville who was shamefully overlooked by the Academy for his groundbreaking work in Jackass, and an unexcusable misreading of the Hogg-Coltrane dynamic, the former role being played with wonderfully gorgeous hamfistedness by Burt Reynolds, fatefully doom the whole enterprise.
The only good parts were the awesome car chases and the incomparable Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse, the only role well-played, -written and -casted. The guy who played Enos was OK too, I guess.
One good result of the Hazzard hype is the CD reissue of the Original TV Soundtrack, which is, like the show, splendidly corny. Though it features Willie, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings and Doug Kershaw, the real highlights are the vocal stylings of John Schneider (Bo), Catherine Bach (Daisy), Sorrell Booke (Hogg) and James Best (Roscoe), also known for his role on The Andy Griffith Show as the guitar-pickin' Jim Lindsey.
But the cake-topper is Tom Wopat (Luke) butchering The Band's "Up on Cripple Creek," a sample of which can be heard by brave-hearted souls here.
